Yeah, I’m Really Into Parodies Nowadays…

First of all, sorry I didn’t update in a while…again. School started down here and it took a while to get settled.

Yesterday I was a bit bored, so I did a Marvel parody of the song ‘The Battle Of New Orleans’ which my older sister really likes. Enjoy. 😉

In 2015 we took a little trip
Along with Captain America down the mighty Mississip.
We took a couple mutants and we took a god or two
And we caught the bloody HYDRA in the town of New Orleans.

[Chorus:]
We fired our guns and the HYDRA kept a’comin.
There wasn’t quite as many as there was a while ago.
We fired once more and they began to runnin’
Down the Mississippi to the Gulf of Mexico.

We looked through the Quinjet and we see’d the HYDRA come.
And there must have been a hundred of’em shootin’ laser guns.
They stepped so high and they made their Assets sing.
We stood by the Avengers and we didn’t say a thing.

[Chorus]
Tony Stark said we could take ’em by surprise
If we didn’t use our powers ’til we looked ’em in the eye
We held our fire ’til we see’d their faces well.
Then Thor threw his hammer out and really gave ’em … well

[Chorus]

Yeah, they ran through the briars and they ran through the brambles
And they ran through the bushes where Ant-Man couldn’t go.
They ran so fast that Quicksilver couldn’t catch ’em
Down the Mississippi to the Gulf of Mexico.

We fired our weapons till the ammo melted down.
So we grabbed annoying Deadpool and we fought another round.
We filled his head with explosives, and jet-packed his behind
And when we turned the jet-packs on, the mutant lost his mind.

[Chorus]

Yeah, they ran through the briars and they ran through the brambles
And they ran through the bushes where Ant-Man couldn’t go.
They ran so fast that Quicksilver couldn’t catch ’em
Down the Mississippi to the Gulf of Mexico.

Excelsior!